Never Again....

I will never again drink about this much wine.....




....followed by a skolling competition with two of these....




...whilst wearing these shoes....





...ever.

*hobbles back to the sofa*

The Story Of Easter According To An Atheist

Jesus and the rest of the dudes from his football team got uber pissed on a buck's night, and they decided to nail Jesus to a cross as a prank. Jesus was so hammered he didn't feel a thing, and eventually passed out in a stupor. The other dudes were so trashed they thought they'd killed him, so to hide the evidence they shoved Jesus in a cave and pushed a rock across the entrance. Jesus woke up a couple of days later and said "WTF? What did those dudes do to me? I can't remember anything. Damn, I could really use a garlic kebab right now." Then he found the back exit of the cave the other dudes were too pissed to see, and left on a journey to search out the greasiest hangover cure he could find. His dudes are still waiting for him to come back.


Please direct all complaints to my 16 year old daughter

Rest in Peace

Exactly one week ago today I had the sad task of attending the funeral of a 21 year old, of saying goodbye to a lovely young man with his whole life ahead of him, and of holding his mother in my arms, feeling her whole body tremble with grief.

I don't ever want to do that again.

Two lives were lost, and three others I believe still hang in the balance, in such a horrific and tragic accident that I feel nauseous every time I think about it. I feel deeply for all the families involved, as well as for the Police and Paramedics who had to deal with such a shocking scene.

Please Mums and Dads, hug your teenagers and young adults and tell them you love them.



RIP